Schmuffle Bag

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

by Notjeep November 30, 2011

bag test

A fraternity hazing method in which a pledge's hands are rerstrained and a plasitc bag is placed over his head and sealed with a rubber band on his neck.

That skinny pledge was struggling so hard during his bag test I thought he was going to break an arm.

by Tic1991 December 1, 2011

Dog Bag

A member of the opposite sex that try's to penetrate a friendship by sleeping with 2 best friends.

Johnny sleeps with Sarah, but then immediately tells Jenny(her best friend) he loves her and wants to be with her instead. True Dog Bag material.

by Tonsta January 5, 2012

Bagging Area

Any orifice into which you can insert things: vegetables, toys, drink bottles, etc.

Unexpected Item in Bagging Area

by Zymgurgist January 5, 2012

Bag Chicken

Chicken, often of the tender or nugget variety, in a plastic bag for enjoyment on the go. Or to prevent the grease from getting on your clothes.

Brad> Ugh, I'm starving. I wish I had a convenient snack composed primarily of the white meat of some domestic foul.
Steve> Don't worry, I brought some bag chicken.
Brad> Well Skipidy-mother-fucking do! :D

by Liquidinfirmity February 25, 2011

GOOD Bag

Get Out of Dodge Bag...

A bag, kit, or vest that a person carries on or near their person, in the event of a natural disaster, civil uprising, war, or any other event that dictates you leave the area ASAP. These bags typically contain survival gear, food, water, weapons, etc.

After the bombs went off, I grabbed my GOOD Bag and hit the road...

by SD... September 28, 2011

tech bags

Pejorative term for tech workers, a derivative of 'douche bag'. These people will push up the cost of living so high, cool people will no longer be able to afford to live in the city. They will infiltrate your neighborhood, destroy everything you hold sacred, and fill the neighborhood bars with cocky, over-paid pricks asking questions like "what's with all the fags around here?" Before you know it, everything will become trendy, overpriced, fake and there won't be anywhere to park. Seattle and San Francisco are two of the recent 'casualty cities' that have been overrun.

"Yeah everything went to shit when all the tech bags started moving here..."

by fupa troopah October 19, 2019