Christian Lam

Christian G. Lam was born in 1270 and was a diplomat in Great Britain
Christian Lam was unfortunately looked down on and multiple of his classmates took stones and ate him right then and there.
Dude shut up, no one wants to be a Christian Lam
by Mrs. Summers October 25, 2019
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Fishy Christians

Person with linear, metal, fish insignia/logo on the back of their car.
"Look Mom, there goes more Fishy Christians with that fish sign on the back of their car!!"
by I M Right May 21, 2008
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Christian horniness

The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"

Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
by CaptainFlapjacks October 25, 2023
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christian wico

Christian Wico is an amazing guy. He is very funny, nice, intelligent, handsome, and with a great big heart. Christian is the a guy that every girl wishes to have. And if you have a Christian in your life you are a very lucky person. Christian is AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!! He loves to draw!!! Christian is very cute and adorable but manly. When you get to meet Christian Wico you will fall in love with him. Christian Wico is the definition of fun, funny, handsome, badass, and loveable. Funny, love, him, understandable, respectful courageous, intelligent.
Girl 1: omg!! I just met christian Wico and he is very funny, and very handsome.

Girl 2:Forreals??

Girl 1: yes!!! He is amazing
by kim858585 December 21, 2013
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christian slimm

best person you'll ever meet he's an all-star & also is the sweetest, he's vvvv cute too
christian slimm is an all-star
by prettyswag and cool November 20, 2015
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Christian Lloyd

Name of a gentleman and successful man.

Rich and bold name of a man.
Christian Lloyd you're so handsome and gentleman.

Christian Lloyd is one of the greatest name
by Mister Senpai January 01, 2021
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Christian Myth

A Myth created by the Christian religion to either scare a child into correct behavior or to guilt a child into correct behavior.
Ever hear the Christian Myth, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten,"?
by Germomiter January 10, 2006
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