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Alyssa Mckay

A butterface influencer with a ridiculously fat ass made for gangbanging but a horrific face.
Corey - Look, isn't that Alyssa Mckay? Wanna take turns using her fat ass?
Rick - That ass does look tempting, but where will we find a paperbag to cover her face at this hour!
by personnotareal6 May 6, 2025
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Alyssa

Your best friend, future wife and life partner. Her ass looks so great in anything she wears. She has the perfect body even though she doesn't impress herself you love her cause you can see her true beauty. Her heart is as big as her ass and she is over the moon when she is in love. She will love and support you in any decisions you make aswell as she is very generous. She is not an argumentative person but she won't take any bullshit.
Alyssa if you're reading this I love you and I'd do anything for you. 🍆✊️💦💦
by MMA $LIM October 5, 2022
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Alyssa Gallo

oh that alyssa gallo, she's such a 'cheeky' monkey !!
by raisinnut February 9, 2022
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Alyssa

A girl who gives the most toe curling head she will have you gripping the sheets, your lungs about to collapse, your stomach sinking in, your throat closing up she will have you screaming so loud everyone hears it AND she swallows never spits and still goes crazy on it even after you've came so get yourself a alyssa if you want the best head ever
"hey man...i heard you screaming last night are you good?"

"MANNNN i just got the best head of my life from this bitch named alyssa it was crazyyyy i came 10 times and she ain't stop not once"
by nastypussygots2go May 4, 2023
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ALYSSA

SHE IS A BEST FRIEND. SHGE WILL WORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE SHE IS A LOVING FRIEND THAT WILLBE AT YOUR SIDE. SHE WILL PUT HWR PROBLEMSASIDE AND TELL YOU THE TRUTH (EVEN WHEN YOU DONT ASK FOR IT). SHE CAN BE TOUGH AT TIMESAND BE A LITTLE AGRESSIVE, BUT BE ASSURED ALYSSA IS A PERSON YOU CAN COUNT ON.
ME: OW. ALYSSA, WHY?
ALYSSA: BECAUSE I WUV YOU
ME: IWUV U TOO.
by IRRELEVANT_HUMAN8 May 18, 2019
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Alyssa

QThe best girl you could possibly ever meet in your life. She is very sexy and she is very caring and she is the kindest person ever. She is very loving. You would never want to lose Alyssa. She is the best person in the whole wide world. If you have an Alyssa in your life than consider yourself very lucky to have

her and dont lose her
Person1: Alyssa is the best

Person2: thats so true
by Kvng.Jordy July 18, 2019
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Alyssa mu

Alyssa is Myles best friend jk Myles is alyssas bestfriend and she likes alex
Alyssa: hey bestie
Myles:Heyy Alyssa mu
Alex: stay away from my girl
by Your mother7898532 November 21, 2021
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