A fat ass. Can suck your dick faster than any thot around. Closes you can get to a high stripper a day after plastic surgery. Will fuck for a buck any time he can. Eats more ass than Niki Minaj and Iggy Azalea combined. Will mistake and dick for a hot dog.
My friend Alex tried to suck my dick at McDonald's the other day and I had to tell him it's not a hot dog. He was horny the rest of the day.
by Fumbbbb November 2, 2019
Get the Alexmug. by albox2587 October 3, 2020
Get the Alexmug. A nice and giving guy. Sometimes he gives a little too much. Beware, he is also a simp and a major fat ass. Also likes to pull up on people and call them small.
by larry simp wiggins February 25, 2020
Get the Alexmug. by Marty greggy April 29, 2019
Get the Alexmug. by damboi6969 December 20, 2017
Get the Alexmug. 
Get the Alexmug.