African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

African Roulette

Filling a jar or vile with semen from 5 people of the same race as you, and then having one black man nut into the jar. Mix the jar or vile well, and then insert the entire jar into your vaginal cavity. After 9 months, you get the picture.

Man: "Lets play African roulette!"
Girl: "No"

by LeGoatSemenJames January 31, 2025

My African

the most loving African you could ever meet. He will always care for you and be there for you even when yall aren't talking!! He's the best at communicating and puts you as one of his top priorities. HE IS VERY LOYAL AND WILL CHOOSE YOU OVER ANYONE. he will get you attached with out even trying and you will even fall inlove. He's very good at soccer. My African is very fine even though he might not agree with it most of the time. But "my African " only belongs to anaile Natalia Valtierra!!.

Girl 1: look at my African he's fine fineee

by Anailes man March 7, 2023

African Subway

When you shit into another person's asshole.

"Hey, I heard that Sean and Sally rode the African Subway last night."

by bukkit7 June 8, 2018

African Deep Fry

A Genocide where a white man took over Africa and set all the negros on fire

African deep fry is the new Halocaust

by Turbo_racist February 27, 2024

African Eagle

When a black man cums into a girls hands, a d she rubs it on her face.

Daddy, can we do the African Eagle?

by Long P. Ness February 21, 2021

African

A person living in Africa

I see a African With my 2 little eyes

by 459395 February 26, 2022