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alyssa

alyssa is a catfish bitch who shat herself and went out with a small dude called adam
“have you seen how different alyssa looks in real life
by Mighty Mikes Money Man December 6, 2018
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Alyssa is a weird person and fights over little things like who's pencil she has.Shes really pretty and is the kid at school with loaded perents so she has really nice clothes.
Alyssa your a butthole.
by Weird buttface May 19, 2019
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Good at sex , hot , funny , athletic, good friend , big heart , brown eyes , brown hair . Likes her guys dark .
Damn u see Alyssa , she’s fine as fuck
by Jaylis May 28, 2019
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a fucking backstabbing butch that doesn’t know how to act. a bitch is fake and will be as fake as she can.
do you hear hissing

oh it’s just alyssa
by peeps730 June 12, 2019
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A big nose and mouthed ass bitch who can’t keep her thoughts in her head. She tries to be cool and fails miserably. She is a slutty bitch who can’t get a man.
Alyssa is a bitch
by Quetzal:( April 22, 2019
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The true demon, her cold heart will make you run for your mom. She can game and that gives her her dark skills, her treats will send chills down your spine.
man1: ALYSSA IS OUT TO GET ME

man2: can't help you I'm outta here
by Alyssa_the_DEMON April 23, 2019
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That last person you wanna be stuck on earth with Cause she is annoying as HELL
Me: why am I here with you

Alyssa: because you love me
by Thatonebitchyoudontwannafuckwi February 19, 2020
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