Priests cry at the sight of an Andre. One of the many forms of the devil. Abit of a dick but a kind dick. If an Andre is ever encountered, DO NOT let them into your life as they will make your life literal hell with jokes that make youquestion wether you yourself will go to hell. Throwing coins at an Andre will distract him as the sight of coins in his wallet enrages him. If you do however let one into your life be sure to keep in their good graces by pointing out stuffed penguins and memes but like a gremlin, DO NOT get an Andre wet after midnight. Keeping an Andre has its advantages as they will be willing to do anything for those he is loyal to.
by PrometheusSky November 23, 2021
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Get the Andre mug.A handsome guy who normally gets one hurt break but tends not to love girls again.People with the name Andre are most talented in sports.Boys with the same Andre are very cunning and handsome.
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Kren: OMG, did #Andres really rape those kids?
Spencer: Yeah, I think so, but did he only rape kids?
Kren: Nah, I got BUTTRAPED too :'(
Eric: SOOO sad
Spencer: Yeah, I think so, but did he only rape kids?
Kren: Nah, I got BUTTRAPED too :'(
Eric: SOOO sad
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