by Daveyo123 September 13, 2018
It is said of a male person continuously having the urge to masturbate in public places when in good company.
1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.
2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.
3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.
2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.
3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.
by LCFO December 09, 2021
They think they are platonic when in REALITY they are quite literally the most romantic mfs you have ever seen. Trust me. I’d know.
by TOMALLIUMS December 22, 2022
“Have u seen Tom’s new vlog?”
“Who’s again?”
“Tom Simons?”
“Oh yeah! Was it the trampoline vlog?”
“Yeah! They fell alot!”
“Who’s again?”
“Tom Simons?”
“Oh yeah! Was it the trampoline vlog?”
“Yeah! They fell alot!”
by Krista.karolina.kalnina July 24, 2021
by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019
A monster that is "humble" boasting about the terrible artwork he produces along with the salty chips that come out of his persona. He loves to salty the people around him and spreads his contagious negativity to everyone.
by void boi May 04, 2022
'tom merricks' doing a tom merricks means crying outside a nightclub and getting a taxi home to grovel back to his girlfriend after an argument.
by rybrown69 October 27, 2013