Tom and Robby

A cocktail made with pabst blue ribbon and a menthol cigarette.

Bar keep, I'd like 1 tom and robby. Extra warm.

by Johny Okaloosa May 1, 2020

Tom Wanks

It is said of a male person continuously having the urge to masturbate in public places when in good company.

1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.

2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.

3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.

by LCFO December 9, 2021

Tom Daniels

Tomato Juice with a shot of Jack Daniels!

To Drink a Tom Daniels

by Bigtom67 April 25, 2010

Tom Pearling It

when you spew a bunch of bullshit and somebody else eats it up

"Yo Daniel is straight Tom Pearling It right now im straight bullshitting"

by DeadSyde June 26, 2023

Tom The Dev

Developer who thinks he is actually good at developing, even though he is actually terrible.... and eats pasta and mayonnaise

Tom The Dev? That nonce? Yeah I heard he's a greasy fuck.

by xNameless69 October 7, 2020

Tom Stoolery

When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.

Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery

by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019

tom merricks

'tom merricks' doing a tom merricks means crying outside a nightclub and getting a taxi home to grovel back to his girlfriend after an argument.

wow dele did such a tom merricks last night
whipped underthethumb yolo notalad emotionaltimes

by rybrown69 October 28, 2013