Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.
by theguy1950837609348436 November 29, 2017
Get the pure black tar columbian cut mickey mousesmug. You know how you would go play video games at your friend’s house as a kid, and he would let you be player 2 with his second crummy, off-brand, doesn’t-work-right controller? When you lost, you’d complain that it was all the controller’s fault, and half the time you’d be right. This mouse is like that. There is a place for cheap equipment intended for low-precision day-to-day work. A $15 mouse doesn't need to perform like a $150 mouse. But it still needs to get the job done. And Easterntimes Tech's offering here fails at that. I can’t fathom why this mouse is earning positive ratings on Amazon, except that it does indeed function and it’s super cheap. But what good is a cheap gaming mouse that sucks all the joy out of gaming? If you simply must have a wireless mouse and need to save money, you can buy a Logitech G602 for about $40 now, and while it doesn’t compare favorably to a $100+ gaming mouse, at least you won’t feel like throwing it across the room.
Guy 1: I have an Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice.
Guy 2: Try not to accidentally kill yourself from frustration while using it.
Guy 2: Try not to accidentally kill yourself from frustration while using it.
by MasterJ5000 September 18, 2020
Get the Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Micemug. When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)
by lover of cum January 16, 2009
Get the Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughtermug. by MasterKuby January 23, 2021
Get the Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your housemug. Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022
Get the Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gaymug. The most fucking popular mouse on the god damn earth that is not even used that fucking much made by Walt Disney after Oswald was fucking bought by what ever company only to by bought back for epic Mickey in the 2000s I don’t get why the rat fuck is still around eh his name was gonna be fucking Mortimer which was changed because I don’t fucking know
by Doritos day October 29, 2020
Get the Mickey mousemug. no its not you idiot
by youAreDumbMonke July 1, 2021
Get the mickey mouse is garbagemug.