Free Monkeys

to be in a good, great or beyond great mood or feeling. Ecstatic.

Happy

"I just got a raise today... Free Monkeys!"

"Blues Traveler is playing a free concert today? Sweet! Free Monkeys!!"

by mattman2900 September 4, 2010

Free Therapy

Relates to an Ass Kickin that is administered (usually in an abandoned house)that gives you a new perspective on life.
Free Therapy
Inquire Within

Boy that Free Therapy is great,it's really got me thinkin right!

by The Wiznit April 25, 2006

free surfing

not caught up by all the same old stuff, that causes you to hit all the same old websites, in the same old order... just because that's what you are used to doing. Looking at the Internet in a new way, like it's the first time again and you're still not used to it.

I was in such a weird mood last nite that when I got in front of my PC I started free surfing; I hit a bunch of sites I've never seen before.

by holdenn August 31, 2007

expensive-free

something that would normally be overly expensive and not worth paying for, except you stole it. usually used for liquer or some kind of food/drink.

guy1: how was that house party?

guy2: got busted up, but we got some expensive-free liquer from the cabinets.

by Adam Sandler June 8, 2007

Free jining

The female version of "free ballin'".
Not wearing any underwear.
(under-roos)

"It's sorta fun free jining every now and then."
:)

by Applemartini-purpledinosaur-chocolaterain June 21, 2008

free lock

Putting a bike lock through one wheel and around the frame (as opposed to through the frame and around some immovable object) preventing the bike from being rolled (but not carried away).

Oh, that's OK, you can take that post, I'll just free lock over here.

by paulcintoronto October 1, 2008

Dank Free

Having no cannabis in your system.

Hey dog you down to smoke tonight?

Na I gotta stay dank free for a while cuz of my upcoming drug test for my new job.

by XxTokerxX4Life October 3, 2008