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SIMP

The very identification of a desperate girl. Studs Idolizing Mediocre Penis is a common action that is performed by women when they are very desperate for the D, this is guaranteed not worth the effort or attention they give, since the male has a rather small PP.
"fuck sake, Ruby being such a SIMP over Jarred"

"I know right, Ruby bought him a 16 fucking inch pizza, she thinks it's best to eat a pizza the size of your cock, but she doesn't know that I've actually gone down on Jarred before, and it's actually 3 inches hard. Ruby such a fucking SIMP"
by ceo of urban dick May 17, 2020
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Simp

You :)
Damn, so you're simping for her?
by Chickennuggetchan May 8, 2020
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Simp

Teenage boys way of making fun of a guy who actually treats his girl well
Boy 1: “I just got my gf chocolate and movie for a her birthday, I hope she likes them.”

Boy 2: “Haha SIMP”
by Chid3ra April 30, 2020
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Simp

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women.

This is the real reason but since tik tok got a hold of the word all these 13 year olds are using the word unironically and are annoying as fuck.
Ashley: “i hope you die richard your so ugly and stupid, now go buy me a new purse”
Richard: “yes my dear, i will do whatever you’d like”
Bobby: (Richards friend) “damn Richard you’re a simp lmao”
by my favorite cheese is jack September 4, 2020
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Simp

by "type name here" May 15, 2020
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Simp

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by sixty nine 69 April 5, 2020
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Simpful

adjective. acting or being like a simp, having the characteristics of a simp
Bro, why did you do all those things for her?

I don't know man...but looking back, I was hella simpful
by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020
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