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phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023
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Phantom internet

This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
by Electrozi June 11, 2022
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When you think can't feel your fitbit cause your so use to wearing it , so you have check and feel your wrist , or look down at your wrist.
I had fitbit Phantom syndrome or FPS for a second so had check my wrist.
by Twebster117 January 22, 2018
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phantom carrot

there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.
He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.
by twirledview November 12, 2012
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Phantom Guild

An online collective that disliked VRChat mod developers and attacked their discord servers, websites, and payment providers to hinder their services.
Phantom Guild is a great group!
by trashxloli February 27, 2024
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Phantom Laugh

When someone makes a joke and everyone laughs, then you think of it minutes late when everyone stopped finding it funny and you start laughing
"I thought about what Johny said 5 minutes ago and phantom laughed, everyone looked at me weird.
by NameEntry1 August 19, 2025
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Go Phantom

Definition of a phantom person:

An apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy, etc.: the phantom of fear.

“Don’t go ghost, go phantom.”

Becoming/being a phantom: A person enduring emotional trauma decides to “go phantom”. Still being relevant and social, unlike “going ghost”, a phantom still holds his/her stigma about themselves. They don’t lose their status or communications with the outside world. A person loses themselves and decides to go phantom; their reality doesn’t feel real because of the emotional trauma they are enduring . They feel as if they are just in an allusion, their own reality feels distraught, and disturbed. But a phantom chooses to become a phantom to grow into what they plan to become. Their vision of themselves they choose to claim and compose of. Whatever a phantom’s dream or illusion is they will pursue it with consistent dedication and will. The phantom during this process find themselves again, and through time a phantom reconnects with their reality and doesn’t try to escape it, but endure it.

(A person going phantom is a person that feels broken or lost and chooses to find themselves again but not cut everyone off in the process. Humbly endures their struggle unlike ghosting.)
“Joseph didn’t go ghost, he went phantom because he wanted his friends there with him during his grind.”

Don’t go ghost, go phantom.”
by Preston Sexton June 10, 2022
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