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kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.
Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.
by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011
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pimp kitten

A female who often times carries baby powder to slap her hoes with ease. Known for being adorably petite and playful, yet highly aggressive when needed. Where the Gorilla Pimp uses brute force the Pimp Kitten uses finesse. She may be the tinniest Pimp ever but she has earned mutual respect from the Pimp Community with her catlike reflexes.
Did you see that woman stab that hoe in the neck with her Louvoutin?! She must be a Pimp Kitten for real!
by GorillaPimp October 7, 2015
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Persian Kittens

Persian kittens means to be a complete cunt to everyone she meets, she is an ark insider and steals people’s tames and items
Yes, it was Persian kittens that stole ur stuff
by ExoticAlphaZz November 17, 2019
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Discord Kitten

Someone who more than likely watches anime and makes it their entire personality, and has never touched, nor seen the outside world. Also probably stink because they don’t know what a shower is.
“hey i’m going to call my discord kitten

“okay weeb”
by pussy licker 55 February 6, 2023
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Kitten

The fluffy fucker that takes over your house rent free
Person: STOP
Kitten: *scratches couch*
Person: STOP !
Kitten: *does it more*
by ZO-ZO THE FUCKING IDIOT May 25, 2022
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Discord Kitten

Kelvin - Hey did you see what the discord kitten did last Tuesday?
John - What did Muhammad do now?
Kelvin - He was meowing for nitro.
by Madoski October 7, 2022
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Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.
Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.
by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017
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