A Cooper is typically a good for nothing fag who smokes darts and sucks dick. He has a below average penis and small testicles. A coopers mother is normally quite a smoking hot respectable mature woman. Cooper enjoys smoking on that zaa-zaa, however his jobless antics make it quite difficult to fund his smoking habits.
by Person with a job February 12, 2023

another word for a penis used at WJHS Mostly by Carson W, and Collin P because they both have tiny penises
Guy: You wanna come eat this cooper
Girl: What’s that
Guy: My shlong
Girl: Shut up yours is tiny I have a picture
Girl: What’s that
Guy: My shlong
Girl: Shut up yours is tiny I have a picture
by bitchwhore69 December 5, 2019

A cute puppy who comes from a farm a looong way away. Usually found asleep on his mummy (or daddy’s ) lap. Likely to pee on the floor when you’re not looking. Loved a lap dance.
by Möpse May 11, 2024

Cooper is lit the best person in the world, he is so so loyal, nice, handsome and every word you could think of, if he lets you down trust me he will be mortified and make things right, he may make mean jokes, but always comforts you to make sure yk it isn’t the truth, if u r ever upset he is there for you and will give u a great hug, he loves his animals and his family. You could never ask for a greater friend, never let go of Cooper
OMG ITS COOPER!!!!
by charliidory<3 October 6, 2022

When everyone else in your group wants to stay out at a place but one person keeps pushing to leave. They are coopering
by Ken101010101010 December 9, 2023

a rare disorder to which cause disproportionate chin spaces on the face. this disease has come about by a man named cooper Hutchinson, his birth is what you would call a bruh moment for many reasons one being he likes men with a fiery passion for cum. doctors say that mammals with this disease will go through several stages of a loss of memory and inevitably die a Honorable death. these stages consist of the following first you will be born. when you leave the mother she will scream its not ready put it back in and then years later you will eventually die by the age of 16. a truly very sad disease indeed.
oh God no please he has a case of the coopers chin
NO PUT IT BACK IN
ITS NOT READY YET
JESUS CHRIST THATS JASON CHIN
NO PUT IT BACK IN
ITS NOT READY YET
JESUS CHRIST THATS JASON CHIN
by faggotlover34 April 16, 2019
