The annonomous 'Float the Boat', was introduced at Mike Catalano's friendly gathering. After the consumption of sum "15 beers", the inner kane, tkane, white choclate was truly revealed with the chanting of Irish folk, and the ever so famous "float the boat"...we refer this float the boat saying, when someone is completly smashed, hammered, or simply crunk
by garrett goodman April 30, 2005

(British smoking slang) When you're chilling back with your homeboys smoking up a phat joint, sometimes one will note that one side of the "bifta" burns faster than the other, and will sometimes curl upwards. When this occurs, the joint is said to be a U-boat. This usually happens because of a poorly rolled, uneven joint, or because of excess saliva on the gum side if it has just been rolled. Some synonyms for "U-boating" are "elvising" (in reference to the famous quiffed hairstyle)and "sideying" ( as it is only burnt on one side.)
"What wanker rolled this fucking joint? It's u-boating like a bitch!"
or
"That was a total waste of draw, we only smoked half of it 'cos it sideyed!"
or
"That was a total waste of draw, we only smoked half of it 'cos it sideyed!"
by MikeTheBritishCunt May 14, 2006

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces August 16, 2008

the phrase...its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean...that is bull honkey...its definitly the size that matters....ladies dont ever forget that!!!
by brittany March 2, 2005

by a thug named B May 25, 2006

by John Harrison October 8, 2004

"Honey can you get in here? I need some extra help taking care of this one. Maybe if you gave me s Steam Boat it would come out a little easier".
by MinniexWheat September 11, 2011
