Slap your shortest best friend day.
Been abused on October 22nd for slap your tallest best friend day? Have no fear, it’s revenge time.
Been abused on October 22nd for slap your tallest best friend day? Have no fear, it’s revenge time.
Friend 1: come here
(Short) Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: it’s october 23rd
(Short) Friend 2: oH cRa- *insert slap noise*
(Short) Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: it’s october 23rd
(Short) Friend 2: oH cRa- *insert slap noise*
by kwatie October 23, 2019
by the king of old world August 04, 2023
Kali‘23 refers to plans of the leader of D$k made to help get him & his homies rich n juicy nut busting in a mansion days off da fame of their sexy wet lips music & other ventures, & if that plan does not happen he is sure he’ll die in LA by 27 just because.
by Zamini Licker November 23, 2021
national pay a kiki day. if you have a friend named or has a nickname that is kiki you have to give them 100 dollars.
kiki: its nov 23
person: what does that mean
kiki: you have to give me a hundred dollars
person: oh *gives 100 dollars*
person: what does that mean
kiki: you have to give me a hundred dollars
person: oh *gives 100 dollars*
by luhvpjm January 10, 2022
by Dabiggersteppa April 24, 2024
Person 1: Hey what did you do at 23:07 on a Sunday during 2021?
Me: Uhhh let's see… Oh yeah! I was shitting.
Me: Uhhh let's see… Oh yeah! I was shitting.
by ryuu.hates.you <3 November 15, 2021
It's Not 73 jump street.
A Biblical testimony of fraternity—featuring two brothers’ fervent fellowship that started in the Korean Church that carried over to the Vietnamese Church in front of the Jesus.
A Biblical testimony of fraternity—featuring two brothers’ fervent fellowship that started in the Korean Church that carried over to the Vietnamese Church in front of the Jesus.
Doug: Now we movin to 23 jump street?
* * *
Doug: Wow! look at that! It looks like a cube of Ice!
Cpt. Dickson: **whilst holding a Sword of the Spirit** We Jump Street, and we ‘bout to jump in yo Book (of Psalms)
Jimko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
Nustin: Fun. I’m not gonna take a dump the entire time we’re here
Doug: Hey, listen! There’s a grenade in my shorts!
Tito: Is that is?
Doug: That’s my dog!
Tito: What about that?
Doug: That’s my dog also!
Mercedes: Are we about to kiss?
Tito: FLAKAY SALMON!!!!!! **holding up a flaky salmon**
* * *
Doug: Wow! look at that! It looks like a cube of Ice!
Cpt. Dickson: **whilst holding a Sword of the Spirit** We Jump Street, and we ‘bout to jump in yo Book (of Psalms)
Jimko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
Nustin: Fun. I’m not gonna take a dump the entire time we’re here
Doug: Hey, listen! There’s a grenade in my shorts!
Tito: Is that is?
Doug: That’s my dog!
Tito: What about that?
Doug: That’s my dog also!
Mercedes: Are we about to kiss?
Tito: FLAKAY SALMON!!!!!! **holding up a flaky salmon**
by dasflyinturtleesq March 13, 2019