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Paranormal Activity 2

A slow-paced yawner of a "scary" movie that will leave you wanting to watch literally anything else. People have said, "The last 15 minutes will scar you for life."

But all I saw was over an hour of build-up for a disappointing ending. Not scary at all.

Many people believe that anyone who doesn't find it scary are just unimaginative morons who believe only gore is scary. When in reality the morons who find the film scary are the kind of people who honestly believe that the "found footage" horror films are real. The kind of people who wrote angry letters about "The Blair Witch Project" because they thought it was in poor taste that a studio would profit off of the death of 3 innocent teenagers. Without doing their research and finding out that it was 3 actors pretending to be scared and lost in the woods while being chased by a monster.
Idiot: Dude, Paranormal Activity 2 scared me so bad that I stay up at night with the lights on at night and then sleep during the day.

Friend of Idiot: You were scared by that boring ass movie?

Idiot: Dude, how could you not be scared? It's a true story. That was actual footage from the security cameras that the family had in their house. They really died and the baby was really kidnapped. Didn't you see the thing at the beginning where the studio thanked the local police department for giving them the footage?

Friend of Idiot: Your stupidity makes my brain hurt.
by HotRodFan899 December 11, 2012
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The Fly 2

The Fly 2 (also stylized Fly II) is an atrocious film sequel to David Cronenberg's The Fly. Because of its near unwatchable nature, it is used as a slang term/code word for Marijuana, as it would never be possible that someone wants to actually talk about or watch The Fly 2.

There are different 'grades' of Fly 2:

Fly 2 on VHS is low grade marijuana.
Fly 2 on DVD is decent stuff.
Fly 2 on Blu-Ray is the dankest weed you'll ever smoke.
"Yo, when you come over tonight, bring your copy of Fly 2 on Blu-Ray. We can check it out."

"Hey, I heard you wanted to see The Fly II. I have it on VHS if you want to check it out."

"I am looking to sell my copy of The Fly 2 on DVD if you know anyone who wants to buy it."
by NevilleEnnui January 13, 2015
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I got 2 pockets full of sunshine

To have something that is better than what someone else has, to have something really cool/interesting.
Guy 1: You ain't got shit!
Guy 2: Mother fucker I got 2 pockets full of sunshine!!
by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow June 26, 2016
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Millville Senior High School (2)

Now that some of the more objective facts are out of the way, here is my personal social commentary on the school/city in general. The culture of the high school is interesting to say the least. Downtown Millville (3rd Street area) is pretty much like Detroit or Camden, and the outskirts of the city (Maurice River / Laurel Lake area) could pretty much be Alabama or the Deep South. It wouldn't be an unlikely occurrence to see a cigarette chain-smoking, Confederate flag-toting, pick-up truck driving redneck pull up next to a Glock 9 packing, drug-slinging, Meek Mill wannabe rapping gang member. While these are the two extreme ends of the spectrum, the majority of the population consists of your typical Under Armour hoodie-wearing, video-game playing, middle-class white suburban Philadelphia sports aficionados (Go Birds).

The school does boast promising sports potential - most famously, 2-time American MVP League and possible MLB GOAT contender Mike Trout. The football team is a force to be reckoned with, and it would be even better if St. Augustine Prep didn't poach half of Millville's talent every year. Same thing goes for the basketball team. Hopefully the well-run sports program will continue to execute on its promising talent pool. Notable alumni include Ed Shockley (2014, Dallas Cowboys), Buddy Kennedy (2017, Arizona Diamondbacks), and Ryquell Armstead (2015, Jacksonville Jaguars).
by TrustTheProcess21 July 7, 2019
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National No Homo Day 2

on this day October 22nd you can be as gay as you want with your homies yet still be straight
dude it’s national no homo day 2 October 22nd you know what that means, national no homo day! now let’s fuck.
by Badbitch689 October 21, 2019
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Super Mario Sunshine 2

The video game that all early 2000s kids who owned a Gamecube hope will be made someday.
I really want them to make Super Mario Sunshine 2, the original was my favorite game back in the day...
by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020
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Super Mario Maker 2

A Nintendo Switch game where you create your own levels and share them with friends.
by jigglypuff_theman April 24, 2020
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