Way more perfect than anything

Ashley

Ashley is way more perfect than anything

by Saucydoge May 8, 2021

thicker than peppa pig's ass

a way of saying that she's so thick, you would cook her bacon ass and feed it to your entire family.

girl: *walks by a dude*.
dude: damn her ass is thicker than peppa pig's ass, mmmmm.

by Thegamerguy182 January 4, 2022

tighter than a virgin on prom night

When the pussy is so damn tight you cant fit your cock in that hairy shit

Man that girl last night was fucking tighter than a virgin on prom night

by Lil pump 123 March 2, 2019

higher than a ten dick dog

A level of highness reached while on methanphetamine where you feel higher than you have ever been before. You feel invincible, and able to take over the world and are probably trying to accomplish 3-4 unrelated tasks at the same time. Spun geetered gacked

Last night I was "higher than a ten dick dog", I was trying to right a speech for homework, rewire the microwave, mop the floor, and cook dinner. It was a long night.

by ChildOfTheKoRn July 18, 2018

looser than a bucket of fishing worms

when a woman's pussy is loose, like putting your dick into a bucket of slimey fishing worms...

That Hooker at the dock was looser than a bucket of fishing worms!

by Deidre Smuckatelli March 15, 2008

i less than three you

phrase originated from the text symbol <3 U meaning I love you but then dirtied up by Scully Crossbones inquiring about fried or fertilized

How do you like your eggs? I mean I less than three you! :) (<3U)

by Attractive Nuisance #TWO3 October 12, 2011

more fun than a barrel of monkeys

a very good time(from the the name of a toy consisting of a plastic barrel filled with flat plastic monkeys that can be hung by each others curved arms)

That dance was more fun than a barrel of monkeys

by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2007