chewy babies

Babies that are chewy.

"What's the difference between ducks and chewy babies? Well don't ask me, cause I don't know-"

by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021

Baby kicker

noun; one who strikes babies or small children with his or her feet; someone who hates children for no viable reason

Why are you such a baby kicker?
I wouldn't let your kids near him, he's a baby kicker.

by OvaltineJohnson March 14, 2011

baby girl

michael afton

michael afton is so baby girl

by maikolmaikol October 18, 2022

Ass juice baby

When a baby was conceived by creaming in a woman's ass doggie style. The cum dribbles out and down into the pussy. Causing her to get pregnant. The person is unusually stupid and never learns from their mistakes.

You must be an ass juice baby. If you don't figure life out. You're going to keep on making the same mistakes.

by Buddhaquest89 July 9, 2023

Biscuit baby

A baby weened on buttermilk biscuits instead of the mother's milk.

My wife gets lightheaded if she doesn't eat enough biscuits throughout the day, because she is a biscuit baby.

by BiscuitEater82 February 24, 2023

baby salad

The perfect combination of infanticide and cannibalism: a baby salad is baby entrails and organs mixed and minced either in a bowl or on a sacrificial shrine, and then perhaps consumed.

Abraham almost made a baby salad from his son Isaac, but then God stopped him. singular form

The Fore people of Papua New Guinea had a kuru epidemic, because they had too many baby salads. plural form

by x3mbo September 24, 2018

outie like a baby's navel

In the process of leaving a location.

It's 5:00 - I'm outie like a baby's navel.

by MikeOcala April 13, 2011