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You're going to love my nuts.

The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.
Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.
by Dj Djuric July 24, 2009
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I love you three thousand

When you just love your parents but they will sell all your toys if you don’t sleep
I love you three thousand”
“Wow, three thousand. That’s a big number. Now go to sleep or I will sell all your toys”
by Some Random Eevee April 29, 2019
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Being in love with your best friend

The hardest, yet most satisfying thing in the whole entire world.
Being in love with your best friend is never having to worry about anything except everything.
by F.R.I.E.N.D.S March 5, 2014
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donkey punching her love box

When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.
Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.
by Monstruoso September 29, 2013
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Melissa loves Shawn Mendes

Melissa is a person who loves Shawn Mendes. She is crazy bout him . Melissa loves to watch Shawn Mendes edits and Sc record them. Melissa and Shawn will Probably date 2019 ❤️ coming soon
Shawn* Breathes*

Melissa *heart attack of his perfection *

That's the definition of "Melissa loves Shawn Mendes"
by ShawnsWife October 12, 2018
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I love you so much

Sometimes you have no way else to say it. You've thought about it and no matter how you say it, whatever wonderful vocabulary you can design to make sound of your heartfelt emotion for your respective angel, they will never quite grasp it.

For the lucky few, they get to say it and it will be received by a smiling lover but for the most, they can merely stare at the one they love, not say a word, and in their head simply whisper to them through their eyes "I love you so much" only to know it doesn't matter even if they do voice the phrase.
Scenario 1:

Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: "Look, listen for a second, I need to tell you something, I love you so much"
Them: "Oh" *Insert own ending here*

Scenario 2:

Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: *in your head* "I love you so much"
Them: *Goes on to tell story*
by ILOVEYOUSOMUCHYOUDAMNWOMAN January 6, 2012
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kiki do you love me

For anyone who hasn’t heard the song or seen the new meme blowing up in July, 2018, this came from the song, ‘in my feelings’ by drake
Kiki do you love me?” -drake
by XEclipsee July 19, 2018
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