Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

🍆💦

Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.

Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤

by Bigtiddies210 August 1, 2022

head?

you are sitting on the chair and your girl is sucking on your dick and she chokes

Jack : can I get Head?
ema: ok

also ema : * sucks penis*

by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ October 19, 2020

nappy-headed ho ho ho

A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.

If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

Feisty Little Red Head

The name of a red head who loves to fight with anyone they meet but the only reason they do this is because they are deeply suicidal.

"You're such a feisty little Red Head"

by The Best Franko Ever May 17, 2017

wizard head

When the head is so good it feels like it's from a wizard.

Yeah bro, Makenzie gave me wizard head last night it was crazy, best head I ever had.

by Wizard head March 1, 2017

Chicken head

A girl who has very short hair. Usually unintentionally short because they lack the knowledge or money to lay it grow properly.

Mercedes: I just bought this new weave! Can you sew it in for me?!
Vanity: Sew it onto what wit yo chicken head, frosted flake scalp, lookin ass.

by Sprite13 June 9, 2018