Eat off a naked body

Every friday in the year you get to eat food off of the naked body of your gf/bf or bfs body or sneaky links body

Him:Its friday so lets eat off a naked body
Her:Okay eat off mine

by Bunda Hunter September 26, 2023

the dots off his dice

To shoot the dots off his dice or her/their/x dice: A phrase to describe a crazy relative in a dialogue by Rita Mae Brown.

'Somebody shot the dots off his dice.' ~ Kevin Levin, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien

by StEvUgnIn December 30, 2023

Off the heazy febreze

By far, the best smelling can of febreze on the shelf

This air freshener is off the heazy febrezee!

by Sam Malone September 04, 2023

brass off

Female masturbatiin utilizing in adamant objects found around the home. Ie. Shampoo bottle, hair brush or remote control.

I had such a wonderful hot shower this morning. All I needed was to brass off with the small shampoo bottle for while to start my day off right.

by Trueleaffan March 28, 2019

It’s water off a ducks back

It’s water off a fucks back

And believe me when I say it’s water off a ducks back

by Leahh92 April 03, 2018

Bum off

BUM OFF

BUM OFF U CHICKAN

by djmacncheezy February 02, 2021

David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019