Too Babied

Overprotective against Someone or Something

Bacon Hairs are Too Babied

by FloppyDiskgoWee January 24, 2025

Baby Yoda

The only true love of the Internet, a cuteness overdose. A holy creature one shall respect and give all the appreciation and love and affection.

“Dude you won’t believe it she’s so cute almost like Baby Yoda!”

“Don’t um you dare compare any creature to Baby Yoda dude. Not cool.”
“Bro I said -almost like- Baby Yoda.”

by Truestoftrue069 January 2, 2020

Baby Deprived

The lack of attention and or interaction with your significant other specifically your "baby"

im baby deprived and dying

by Xoukz July 13, 2023

Baby Dozer

A baby bulldozer ; bulldozer meant for bulldozing babies.

A Ford F150 or other truck / SUV with a tall front-end.

known for the driver's inability to see small obstacles such as small children, toddlers, and babies, the ford f150 and models similar to it are considered 'baby dozers'

Example 1:
p1: man I'm so glad we're about to cross the street! Let's go!

p2: Woah! Hold on! That Baby Dozer isn't slowing down.
p1: I'm so glad I waited! He ran the red light! Certainly wouldn't have seen me if I were a small child.

Example 2:
p1: did you hear what happened to john's niece ?

p2: yeah, she got taken out by a baby dozer. certainly heartbreaking.
p1: RIP little sally.

by A_person_in_Willthewise July 24, 2025

baby rattle

4-10 Rx pills in a container made from taping two bottle caps together.

Yo iill buy that baby rattle from yah. 75 alright?

by vandergaarf July 10, 2009

Backdoor Baby

When jizz churns together with shit and is birthed after anal penetration

After Steven and Adam enjoyed some good ole Tex-Mex, Adam invited Steve back to his place for some butt love where he later pushed out a backdoor baby

by LeviticusJ August 17, 2020

micro butt baby

When you shove a micro-stretch Armstrong up your ass

Here, take the micro butt baby & have fun

by PeePeePooPoo1999 April 25, 2021