After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and attempts to insert the poop covered fudgebar his partner's mouth. Due to her refusal of the rusty nail into her oral cavity, he rubs the poop on her lips much like applying a shit smelling lipstick. She then goes and pukes in the bathroom.
Mary was smashed and all over Ted. He turned her over and busted the dirty teddy. Soon after she asked him to leave.
by Uncle Teddy December 1, 2006
Get the dirty teddymug. Origin: Prehistory
She wants it quick because he wants it dirty. Or, to maintain a woman's virginity.
Modern Use:
A degrading term with sexual conentations used in offices
"Give me a quick and dirty. . ."
She wants it quick because he wants it dirty. Or, to maintain a woman's virginity.
Modern Use:
A degrading term with sexual conentations used in offices
"Give me a quick and dirty. . ."
by Disturbated October 14, 2016
Get the Quick and dirtymug. When a male typically white becomes very aroused at the sight of women with very short hair commonly mistaken as men. Hayden’s often enjoy seeing what’s down there and tickling the pubic hair of others with there teeth. These ”men” will also post odd things on there social media’s targeted towards females, these things could consider him a simp. Although the act of performing a Dirty Hayden is when a man throws a girl on his bed and viciously best her pushy with his monster penis. After this they throw her on the street and look for the next person they could destroy.
by Pussy phucker March 9, 2020
Get the Dirty Haydenmug. Bend he/she over, spread open his/her asshole and slowly urinate into the orifice. He/she then splashes around in the pool of urine in the asshole.
Last night he bent me over and pissed in my asshole and then splashed around in it like it was a dirty birdbath.
by Kammi Kazi November 24, 2006
Get the Dirty Birdbathmug. A dirty plumber is when a girl squirts and the guy sucks up the cum and spits it back on the vagina and puts his fist inside her and twists
by n1ls December 14, 2008
Get the Dirty Plumbermug. A dirty Saksham is someone who likes to continuously make the same joke until said joke is no longer considered funny
Guy 1: Hey Jaiden where's your Full Send facemask?
Guy 2: Bro that's the 36th time today, you're being a real dirty Saksham
Guy 2: Bro that's the 36th time today, you're being a real dirty Saksham
by SP4RKxREAPER August 2, 2020
Get the dirty sakshammug. by ChesFrank March 16, 2019
Get the Dirty Moniquemug.