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dirty sanchez

All of you need to get your minds out of the gutter; that is disgusting. A dirty sanchez is simply when one sticks their finger into one's own butthole and then puts it into another person's ear, using a twisting motion similiar to that of a wet willy. So there!
After I gave my friend a dirty sanchez, I made sure to wash my hands well.
by Jennifer Smith July 28, 2008
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dirty teddy

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and attempts to insert the poop covered fudgebar his partner's mouth. Due to her refusal of the rusty nail into her oral cavity, he rubs the poop on her lips much like applying a shit smelling lipstick. She then goes and pukes in the bathroom.
Mary was smashed and all over Ted. He turned her over and busted the dirty teddy. Soon after she asked him to leave.
by Uncle Teddy December 1, 2006
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Dirty Hayden

When a male typically white becomes very aroused at the sight of women with very short hair commonly mistaken as men. Hayden’s often enjoy seeing what’s down there and tickling the pubic hair of others with there teeth. These ”men” will also post odd things on there social media’s targeted towards females, these things could consider him a simp. Although the act of performing a Dirty Hayden is when a man throws a girl on his bed and viciously best her pushy with his monster penis. After this they throw her on the street and look for the next person they could destroy.
I saw a cute girl and performed a Dirty Hayden.
by Pussy phucker March 9, 2020
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Quick and dirty

Origin: Prehistory
She wants it quick because he wants it dirty. Or, to maintain a woman's virginity.

Modern Use:

A degrading term with sexual conentations used in offices
"Give me a quick and dirty. . ."
It's due by friday! Give me a quick and dirty report thursday!
by Disturbated October 14, 2016
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Dirty Birdbath

Bend he/she over, spread open his/her asshole and slowly urinate into the orifice. He/she then splashes around in the pool of urine in the asshole.
Last night he bent me over and pissed in my asshole and then splashed around in it like it was a dirty birdbath.
by Kammi Kazi November 24, 2006
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Dirty Plumber

A dirty plumber is when a girl squirts and the guy sucks up the cum and spits it back on the vagina and puts his fist inside her and twists
I was at this whores house and she let me give her a Dirty Plumber
by n1ls December 14, 2008
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dirty saksham

A dirty Saksham is someone who likes to continuously make the same joke until said joke is no longer considered funny
Guy 1: Hey Jaiden where's your Full Send facemask?

Guy 2: Bro that's the 36th time today, you're being a real dirty Saksham
by SP4RKxREAPER August 2, 2020
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