shit baby

shit, bey-bee
noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.

1. Oh, my God! Look at my Shit Baby! I'll never eat chili again!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!

by infinitybinge November 22, 2018

baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

Baby

A nickname used by someone who wants to be impregnated or just inseminated

guy 1: have you seen Baby Jackie
Guy 2: yeah; she's a total cum dump

by Ashton Graham October 9, 2022

baby girl

bojan cvjetićanin

1. bojan cvjetićanin is baby girl.
2. bojan cvjetićanin is never beating the baby girl allegations.

3. other members of joker out may, or may not occur to be baby girl as well.

by gummimogli September 29, 2023

Baby J

A pretentious, egotistical jerk. Anyone who has an over-inflated sense of superiority.

Baby J thinks he is the shit.

by buf12390 December 13, 2021

baby drop

When a suitable adult "drops" off a toddler between the ages of 1-5yrs and forces you to watch him through a non existent verbal questioning. Your are then forced to watch this child because you are a good person and like doing what's right.

Ugh! I just got baby dropped again! now I have to watch my sisters kid for hours till she gets back from her shopping spree.

by catloverandhugger May 12, 2016

So, baby, come light me up

‘So, baby, come light me up’ is a line from Ariana Grande’s song, ‘Into You’, that was released in 2016 as part of her ‘Dangerous Woman’ album.

The iconic line is the first line of ‘Into You’’s chorus.
‘So, baby, come light me up
and, baby, I’ll let you on it.
A little bit dangerous,
but baby that’s how I want it.’

1: I love the chorus of ‘Into You’ by Ariana Grande, man!
2: Yeah! It’s so catchy. ‘So, baby, come light me up, and baby I’ll let you on it…’

by MrPatch December 22, 2023