get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017

Dusted off

To get shot. LA lingo

“Cuhz from tramps got dusted off for dissin the set”

by Hoodboi 1993 November 17, 2020

Hop off

Disrespectfully telling Nihja to hoop off Dirk’s cock

Nihja : wat do u see ?
Dirk : you on my cock still hop off

by Mr hop off July 20, 2022

Break a bitch off

Beating a girls ass, fucking her up.

I’m gonna break a bitch off if sHe flirts with my man.

by Bambie2525 March 15, 2024

get off my bus

basically "don't kill my vibe"

*person ruins your joke (or tries)*
"dude, just get off my bus!"

by tm64 March 3, 2014

Glasses-Off

When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.

Damn look at the girl she’s a glasses-off
Oh shit let me look *takes glasses off*

by hellllllloooooooos March 1, 2020