punking off

masterbating(males). to punk off

wtf are u doin in the bathroom so long, PUNKING OFF?

by pissdrnxdollin May 4, 2006

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

licked-off lemonheads

When you lick the yellow part of a lemonhead off and all that it left is the white part of it. Some people sell this as cocaine.

"Omg, you saw that kid in the corner?"
"Yeah, he's selling licked-off lemonheads."

by holapeople February 26, 2018

Joe Jerk Off

A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.

Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off

by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022

gone off sun cream

When it looks like bird poo.

Gone off sun cream tastes like bird poo.

by Debskelly1985 May 29, 2023

Off one

1 ) under the influence of some sort of substance or drug

2 ) a high

p1 ) - " man you see that dude over there ? heres off one !! " * the dude " over there " completely nodding off *
it could also be combined with other words like " hes off a good one " etc etc

by 47genesis November 19, 2023

Slip Off

Foot job involving a woman wearing slippers.

Sarah gave me a slip off last night.

by IAmRoot October 9, 2019