Spider Dog

When a woman hops on a dick and it's too thick it peels, making it look like a spider.

Yeah dude becky gave me a spider dog last night it was awful

by spiderdog444 October 29, 2018

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by Stubss April 24, 2021

dog terd

A cross between doctor and adopted.

OOOH! I'm a dog terd!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 14, 2025

hot-dog stand

Euphemistic for a bar or disco dancing club, the good place around to meet women. Where women go to procure a "hot-dog."

"Sometimes there are plenty of hookers standing on the corner, and no customers. Maybe it's just a matter of time. Are you sure you're going everywhere you're supposed to? Looking in the right places? Did you go to the local hot-dog stand?"

by Ninja Clan Lord February 14, 2017

Hot Dog Sock

A weird way to say condom.
To use a sock to cover the ejac when masturbating.

"Hold on Jenny, I need my Hot Dog Sock."

"I'm about to blow, better grab the Hot Dog Sock."

by Crackin Jackin September 17, 2018

cracka dog

When your white friend is being a a supreme cracka

“Yo I just set you up with some bitches that like you “
“Yo man your a cracka dog”

by Realcracka January 17, 2021

Are peas safe for dogs

No. Peas are not safe for dogs as it can harm their internal organ system, cause severe choking, and in some cases cancer. Therefore, all unwanted peas should be gives to Hermione D.

‘Hey are peas safe for dogs?’

‘No, hermione can have them!’

by Helloitsdefonotme September 15, 2023