If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

Don't get wild

Term used usually ,by men with the name elliot or wesley, to settle workers or forein immagrants down in the 20th centurey.

Hey now man, don't get wild.

by Brandon Balk January 9, 2009

Getting Ochoa’d

Getting Ochoa’d is when you get put up in the air by a bunch of people than they take your slides and socks, so you decide to spin back but it goes wrong and you get body slammed onto the ground and multiple people get their licks on you( while the hoes are watching), now you lose all of your aura infront of everyone, this is some shit you can’t comeback from

“Aye bro you moving mad weird, you will be Getting Ochoa’d

by Kanyeye February 6, 2025

getting porter morris’d

the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Get Paige'd

When someone leaves a call unexpectedly without saying goodbye.

Paige: *leaves the call suddenly*
Someone: We just got Paige'd...
Paige: Get Paige'd

by heypaige December 12, 2021

Get dicked

get dicked is just go fuck yourself but in different wording

person 1: "i hate you"
person 2: "get dicked"

by skeleton on the inside January 13, 2022