National Haidyn’s mom day

A day to simp over Haidyn’s hot fucking mom

“Hey, have you seen Haidyn’s mom? It’s National Haidyn’s mom day!”
“Yeah, she’s so hot right? She is my sugar mommy.”

by Rhmshjkskkwkks December 14, 2022

national post who you want day

A day on August 24th where you post on your social media who you want

James: Today's national post who you want day, i'm gonna post Elise.
Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later

by UndercoverMademan August 9, 2019

National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021

National Kill All Rapers Day

Please, make this a thing.

Tiktok: crepebunny

"Lets celebrate National Kill All Rapers Day by getting knives and killing assaulters!"

by belladahuman May 6, 2021

National Smush Day

Literally just Valentine’s Day.

The couples all just fuck today. Just call it National Smush Day.

by crackwhoresugabb February 15, 2021

National grab under pants day

Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick

Girl :„happy national grab under pants day“

Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much“

by Max1220 May 15, 2018

National Guppie Day

National guppie day takes place on august 2nd. It’s to appericate my gorgeous amazing girlfriend. She’s the most beautiful, kind, funny and genuine person you’d ever meet. She’s amazing to be around is going to be an amazing mother one day, I love my guppie. My pretty girl, I love you so much to the moon and back.

No example for y’all, she’s mine and only mine so you can’t be using this name. August 2nd is for her and her only. Too bad so sad, I got the best girl in the world but since I have to. National guppie day is the day you worship and appericate the one and only guppie

by Big fil August 1, 2023