Face full of web

Going down on a woman with 70'some bush

I thought that chick was hot, but she must have been a hippie or something because I ended up with a face full of web.

by FluffyBob September 17, 2016

sus face

a suspicious face to make while fucking a minor

sus face is soo amogus mode

by sus face November 14, 2021

bang face

When you have intercourse with another person and they visually go blank and have no recollection of your physical being other than your face!!!

She was just a Bang Face! I don’t remember anything else!

by Bang face September 18, 2018

poopo face

When someone’s face looks like a poopo face

Guy 1:hey your a poopo face!
Guy 2:you are also a poopo face too!

by How it works November 21, 2021

tard face

Euphemism for fucking somebody very well.

You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?

by Badmofochef October 6, 2013

smiling bitch face

The face you make when you are smiling at someone while imagining all manner of death and unpleasantness happening to that person

Mary put on her best smiling bitch face while in a meeting with her rude coworkers.

by Zonchar February 23, 2021

Phlegm Face

Face full of phlegm/mucus/boogers.

Mia: Have you seen Georgie?
Uzi: Nah mate she’s got phlegm face!
Mia: Aww hope she gets better...

by Lil Uzi Koli January 31, 2021