Took a bullet

Having sex with a guy with a really short penis

Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.

Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.

by cucchiebug June 8, 2018

Double dog bullshit.

Double dog bullshit.

I love you. No, i love you more. Bullshit.

Double dog bullshit.

by Barracuda mom June 16, 2018

Milking the bull

when someone fucks their dad

"Where is Samantha"
"Oh, she is off milking the bull"

by jim74853468 February 27, 2018

THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!!

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!

I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

by pornuser May 14, 2018

the red bulldozer

This is when a man requests for another man to shove a sugar free Red Bull can in his ass for fun. He generally complains that the mans cock was too small and needed something more. In most situations he chooses not to tell his wife he does this but there are some exceptions.

Hey matty, you’re a scrawny little bitch who can’t fuck me right. Shove this sugar free Red Bull can up my ass and give me the red bulldozer like a man.

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 15, 2018

Baby Back Bullshit

when in doubt something goes seriously wrong in your life, like bad, and you need to let it all out yet your body is telling you “dont curse” but you say this (also you had just watched the Baby Got Back music video)

Person 1: Dawg I broke your juul...
Me: Man thats some baby back bullshit

buy me a new one

by yuh tuh muh suh November 28, 2018

Betty the Bulldog

A name of a kid who is quiet but who is very a kool kat anD is will get you in trouble in social studies class

Sean Marshall: Woah! It’s Betty the Bulldog! I wish I was as cool as him.

Micah Moser:I heard he gets you in trouble in social studies tho.

by menseducer January 16, 2019