Trista Farts

A deadly, noxious gas; a weapon of mass destruction. a weapon of mass torture developed by Saddam Hussein through the 1980’s and 1990’s. The scent of a fat Karen who flips hamburgers straight in to her mouth. Often stored in FUPA’s. A natural gas harnessed for torture.

Evacuate the area! Trista farts have leaked!

by NickyDegarmoe April 26, 2023

cum farts

where a woman farts out can that has been inserted into her anal cavity

person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf

Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*

by Ball sucker 9000 June 1, 2023

Clapping Farts

When you butt cheeks smack together and make a clapping sound, because you're farting so violently.

I knew I had to take a dump, when the clapping farts came out my ass.

by NastyN8G June 15, 2023

penny farthing

A sex position where one person sits in a wheely chair and the other sits on top. While the person sitting in the chair moves it around the room, the person on top sings "Bicycle Race."

We were penny farthing all night! I'm exhausted.

by funnysexthings July 24, 2023

Eating Farts

This means eating Ass

"ayy yo i realised i like eating farts yesterday" Same thing as eating ass

by Container for a bellend July 27, 2023

liberal farts

hehe libtard

liberal farts is a time waster

by Lil barnacles #1 fan August 2, 2023

Forte farto

In music, "forte" (often abbreviated as "f") is a term that means "loud" or "strong." It is a dynamic marking used to indicate that a passage should be played with greater volume and intensity. For example, if a musical score includes "forte," the performer should play the notes more forcefully compared to a passage marked "piano" (soft).

"Did you go to the Bach concert?"
"Yes, I gave a forte farto there."

by Cheburik August 1, 2024