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cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
by thefajita October 25, 2015
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Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy

She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words

“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy
She responded almost instantly saying

“Lick it up daddy”
by * Kinky daddy* August 16, 2021
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A useful phrase when you are ending a relationship with a particularly Triflin Mother Fucker.
TMF: I'm busy working all week. And next week too.
Woman: That shit ain't gonna fly. I'm sorry but you must have me mistaken for some other bitch who will put up with that nonsense. See ya!
by Notorious LIZ September 11, 2009
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Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)

Although I Agree with the previous definition, I would like to add a reference to the origin of the phrase.
The phrase itself became quite popular thanks to a Satiric TV show called Erez Nehederet (= Wonderful Country), In That show, we among other things followed up on a "Reality Show" called "Moskuna Project" talking about a family called the Moskunas that has to compete each other in order to remain part of that family. Every week, another member would be cast away from the family until only one is left as the true Moskuna.
In this show, every time the father was addressed by anyone his reply would always be "Leave me in your mother".
"Hey Dad, where are you?"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"

"Happy Birthday!!!!"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"
by Shay S. July 21, 2008
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what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep
Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
by Mark McPants November 25, 2006
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when you try to say something and your voice cracks
Korey: Hello ElLLis-- *starts laughing* Can yOu dO SOmE rESEArCh fOR ME PLeAsE?
by opalescqnt December 8, 2018
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