hop off

hop off my dick. Dickriding the person, following them, asking them questions, etc. Usually some white person who wants to be part of the black kids group.

Tyler: Yo can I sit with you guys?
Jakeelan: No hop off damn.

by CHSGangGang October 24, 2019

khia off

A battle between two khias about who's the more irrelevant khia in existence.

Person 1: dxckiii and Azealia Banks are beefing on my tl
Person 2: not them having a khia off

by repufolklore April 23, 2025

cracked off my teeth

when you are so high on drugs, that your teeth feel like they are splitting/being broken by someone or something.
It can also mean that you are about to overdose if you feel this sensation inside your mouth. It is highly dangerous to be " cracked off your teeth" and you could become reckless towards members of the public or to people you may know.

"Guys im cracked off my teeth"

by strange fruitty June 13, 2019

Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity

- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me

by WillieDog February 17, 2025

No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed

-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january

by Minecrafter69_420 November 04, 2019

jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste

He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM

by wabiisabii October 24, 2016

off the noggin

Someone who is under the influence to an extreme.

Friend: Wow did you seen Tim at the party? He was so drunk!
Me: I know he was off the noggin.

by Yahnuthin September 28, 2017