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National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.
Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!
by die potato April 20, 2021
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national scooter day

its may21st which means its national scooter day!!
by aubreyvallentine May 21, 2024
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February 6th National titty pic day

A day to celebrate by sending titty pics to those friends and partners you love
Friend 1: Do you know what day it is?
Friend 2: Yeah it's February 6th National titty pic day , a day to show love by showing off those sweet nips.
by definitelynotashton February 4, 2025
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National Crack Kylan day

April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan
Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day
by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025
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National daddy day

In honor of all your daddies, not biological though. 😻✋
meagen- happy national daddy day

greg- thanks babe
by anonymous October 3, 2021
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National boink day

Commences on the ninth of June when the Chicos and chicas of the world dedicate their bodies to 24 hours of straight boinking
Hey Claire, who are you boinking on national boink day?
by Nolensbiggay May 27, 2024
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National Shoot Your Shot (Brave) Day

When that day comes, you have to shoot your shot to anyone you like or someone random.
"Would you go out with me naja?" "Why?" "Because it's National Shoot Your Shot (Brave) Day ."
by Null <3 February 17, 2023
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