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dog water

dog water is a way of saying something is trash. something isn't working right? it's dog water. someone is being fake? they're dog water. dog water can be used in many ways and referring to almost anything.
*someone does something stupid*
Madi: you're literal dog water that's why you have no funds with your dollar tree headset and why you have no pr you're cheaper than dollar tree with a one dollar off coupon *continues on with insults*
by dumb mewtwo February 9, 2021
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limp dog

Limp dog is the act of while having sex with a girl without one arm doggy-style, one pulls her one arm away making her face plant into the pillows.
Look at that one-armed chick, I bet she's into limp dogging
by Zwonka October 9, 2015
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triple dog dodger

when (generally) two guys and one girl get together for a Threesome™ , with the female sandwiched in the middle, 1 male lying on his back and one male lying on top of the girl on his stomach. the bottom male takes the ass and neck and the top male takes . everything else
me: dude,, that dream i had last night was so weird,, i almost had a triple dog dodger with frank and gerard
person: no way!
by silentinletrees April 23, 2018
mugGet the triple dog dodgermug.

Sonoran Dog

When a girl rubs sriracha sauce all over your Johnson before she licks it off.
I was visiting this girl I know. She was fine. Before I left, she gave me a Sonoran Dog.
by Dictionary Bill July 18, 2018
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Corn Dogging

The act in witch you coat your penis in breading and deep fry it for your partners enjoyment
I have a fetish of corn dogging my penis.
by torturedworm June 2, 2020
mugGet the Corn Doggingmug.

bouncy dead dog

a dead dog that started bouncing after it died
Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?

Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?
by Mrs. Doggy August 22, 2022
mugGet the bouncy dead dogmug.

armpit dog

A small dog that is generally carried under the arm of its owner rather than left to move on its own. Often ubiquitous among young female celebrities and influencers.

These dogs generally live charmed lives and often sport designer accessories.

Example breeds include, teacup dogs, Pomeranians, chihuahuas, dachshunds, Yorkshire terriers, etc.

Examples in popular culture, Paris Hilton who is often seen carrying a chihuahua in her armpit.

Also known as “purse pups”.
Paris Hilton’s elbows must really hurt at the end of the day. She’s always carrying an armpit dog.

I never go anywhere without my armpit dog, Piper.
by Shrimp Fan August 22, 2020
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