Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.

Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.

by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023

White Claw

Low carb malt beverage specifically formulated for basic white sorority girls and also seemingly masculine bro friends you have who are excessively concerned with maintaining their -3% body fat and abs. Note, these beverages do have approximately 100 calories but offer a competitive carb count.

Look at that guy slamming white claws all night! Does he know he looks like a sorority girl?

by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020

White Whale

The act of ejaculating in your female partners anus and then having her fart to shoot the cum into your mouth, imitating the blow hole of most whale species

Friend 1 - Dude I had her give me a white whale last night!

Friend 2 - dude you’re so fucking lucky! My girl is too vanilla for that

Friend 1 - Fucking sucks bud

by TheGoldenWhale February 17, 2025

White glades

A term used to describe the dominant Caucasian community at the browsed school West glades.

Guy1: I might go to west glades next year

Guy2: My nigga your black , No black person goes to white glades

by anonymous February 16, 2021

White

The color you turn when someone who is a badass starts stabbing you.

The guy was so surprised and embarrassed at the same time when he got stabbed that he didnt even try to take the knife from the assailant, all he could do was stand there and turn white, even whiter than he already was.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Budget White

Half white, half Mexican. Like mixing hot sauce and milk.

Bell is a budget white girl.

by @TheRealJamesSmith March 26, 2022

White Phillip

A stiff cocktail made entirely from male ejaculate. Typically served warm in a rocks glass.

That fingernail biting hoe looks like she could use a White Phillip.

by Fr0zenEddie January 25, 2024