Casual sex fridays

casual sex had at the start of the weekend that doesn't involve any dressing up or fancy meals.

"God, my workplace is adopting that casual fridays thing. I'm going to have to see my boss in JEANS."

"Really? Let's go to a pub afterwards and get us some casual sex fridays."

by Tcakes February 21, 2010

three hole sex

Three hole sex:

This sexual act happens when a man convinces a woman who digs him to do anyfucking to please her man. Consists of oral, vaginal and anal sex.

During sexual encounter, the dude will say shit like, "I want you to suck my dick long and hard, while moaning, "I want to cum in your ass."

An example of three hole sex would be:

"After we closed the bar? We
parked at the lagoon. Started out as a suck and fuck session. I think we must have had three hole sex - cuz every flippin time I fart? My asshole feels like I am shitting razor blades."

by Ryandefiled February 15, 2014

black out sex

After a long night of drinking hard liquer, you fail to remember anything...you wake up with a used condom on your chest and a dirty slut laying next to with no knowledge of anything happening

" Shit,I woke up with this heifer laying next to me and my dick half in her...what happened last night, I think I had black out sex???

by djcummins21 July 10, 2009

Sex offender shuffle

When your balls get stuck to your thigh and you have to do that awkward walking to get them unstuck

Person 1. "Dude the worst thing happened to me."

Person 2. "Wait what happened"

Person 1. "I was at the mall and had to do the ol' sex offender shuffle"

by Beans_bois July 16, 2019

boo boo sex

having great sex in the cut of any mammal(including humans and octopuses)

Side Note: Anthony is gay for reading this

That octopus gave me good boo boo sex

by twan16 March 28, 2009

Sex Box 360

A negative name for the Sex Box 360. I give it this name because it is inferior to the PS3 and sadly to the Nintendo Revolution. Also people partake in this silly machine because they are all followers who can't think for themselves.

Corey:" Yo Jay that Sex Box 360 was such a waste of money dude. I mean cmon look inside I took a crap in it."

Jay:" Well for the crap... I already consumed that and now I am going to kill myself with Tapioka pudding for my sin of purchasing the Sex Box!"

Corey:" Cool! Can I watch?!"

by Clake January 2, 2006

Sex Detector Gun

n. (Seh-ehcks deet-ehcktohr guhnn) 1. Used by the Jesus Patrol to find traces of sex, in spots wear Jesus most recently had or used sex.

"I've got Sex Levels at an all time high"

by Nizzoid November 15, 2003