Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
Get the Slapped Patio Headmug. by Wizard head March 1, 2017
Get the wizard headmug. by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ October 19, 2020
Get the head?mug. by MamoPig August 16, 2024
Get the Jirachi Iron Headmug. Dan: I jus spend bout a 1000 on dis Spanish thing I meet in Sando.
Johnny: Dawg like yuh head shaking awa?
Johnny: Dawg like yuh head shaking awa?
by GenesisExodus April 26, 2023
Get the Like yuh head shaking awa?mug. by rebecca mendez February 20, 2019
Get the headmug. by Nytrump September 29, 2018
Get the Chicken headmug.