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homeless butt sex

Something you do when you have no money and are really lonely.
Go to any wal*mart and find a scruffy guy. you will most likely be having homeless butt sex later.
There are two levels of homeless butt sex:
scruffy: this is the most common kind of homeless butt sex. you can switch it up every so offten but the real thing is the best.
ripped-shit: this level of homeless butt sex will happen when the guy is very much pissed off about everything and just needs to get off.

You can have much of this at bible study on Wednesday nights.
Dude, I need some homeless butt sex right now...

I have no money, i guess its another night of homeless butt sex.
by bad_christian713 June 4, 2009
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freeze pop sex

freeze pop sex is when you are having deep intimate sex with a women and out of no where she runs out of the room you expect her to be getting more condoms but no. she is getting a freeze pop she begins sucking on it quite sexually as if it were a dick she then continues to masterbaite with the freeze pop.
"awh dude last night i was fucking this sexy beast girl and out of no where she started having freeze pop sex,"
by purplemonkeybawls May 18, 2009
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cowboy butt sex

the sexual realaions between a cowboy and his butt.
dude, I know you are my friend, but i'm craving some cowboy butt sex.
by nighthawkdragon April 27, 2008
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broad sex

to think about having sex with someone
Oh man, I saw this really hot guy and i totally had broad sex with him!
by Ktina October 26, 2006
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three hole sex

Three hole sex:

This sexual act happens when a man convinces a woman who digs him to do anyfucking to please her man. Consists of oral, vaginal and anal sex.

During sexual encounter, the dude will say shit like, "I want you to suck my dick long and hard, while moaning, "I want to cum in your ass."
An example of three hole sex would be:

"After we closed the bar? We
parked at the lagoon. Started out as a suck and fuck session. I think we must have had three hole sex - cuz every flippin time I fart? My asshole feels like I am shitting razor blades."
by Ryandefiled February 15, 2014
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Casual sex fridays

casual sex had at the start of the weekend that doesn't involve any dressing up or fancy meals.
"God, my workplace is adopting that casual fridays thing. I'm going to have to see my boss in JEANS."

"Really? Let's go to a pub afterwards and get us some casual sex fridays."
by Tcakes February 21, 2010
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black out sex

After a long night of drinking hard liquer, you fail to remember anything...you wake up with a used condom on your chest and a dirty slut laying next to with no knowledge of anything happening
" Shit,I woke up with this heifer laying next to me and my dick half in her...what happened last night, I think I had black out sex???
by djcummins21 July 10, 2009
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