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"Hey james, windows sucks, use linux"
by hdsn jkdnasddasdasd June 10, 2023
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windows cleaned

To have your pockets emptied by unscrupulous people
I’ve just had my windows cleaned and it’s cost me £60.
by Kladdo August 18, 2023
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Windows being Windows

When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.

This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.

This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.
Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.
by zpowers August 2, 2024
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Windows syndrome

An irresistible desire to use an operating system that screws one up repeatedly even after one pays for it. Considered to be a form of masochism.
Susan is an idiot to advise Linux to John when she clearly knows that he suffers from Windows syndrome.
by leo_sk October 12, 2023
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Windows 99

It's a fake OS that (i think so) Verbose the Talking Cat made it (his video: When A Gamer Installs Windows 99), it is an hidden (fake) OS that looks so new, yet it is made from combining 2 old windows versions (Windows 98 and Windows 1.00), It has many bugs and glitches, but also, LORE, and any time you try upgrading or downgrading to something else, it blocks you from doing so, outages cant turn off the computer Windows 99 is in, so basically, Windows 99 is an secret (fake) OS hidden by Microsoft, and it has LORE.
1: Have you seen Windows 99, the Secret hidden OS?
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98
by Duper NO! December 14, 2023
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Windows Me

A Windows OS released on September 14, 2000.

During it's first months, there wasn't as much hate against it, but then people started to hate on it.
Why? because it was unstable and buggy, and most importantly, rushed.
It's Devs rushed it because they wanted Windows 98 users to have new features while waiting for Windows XP, which released later on October 25, 2001, with XP receiving much praise.

It ended support on July 11, 2006.

at least be slightly grateful of it because it gave us Windows Movie Player, and it walked like great-grandma, but so Windows XP could run like the flash.
One day in 2003....
Loonixtard: grrrr fuck Windows Me
Timmy: what? I'm using Windows Me. ok you know what? I'll upgrade to Windows XP or Windows 2000 if I see one more person making fun of me using it-
Loonixtard: SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX

Joey: Who remembers Windows Me-
Windows XP user: who uses Windows Me anymore?
Joey: but its only 2007-
Windows XP user: I know, but most people use XP, ok?
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
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Windows Me

A Windows OS released on September 14, 2000.

During it's first months, there wasn't as much hate against it, but then people started to hate on it.
Why? because it was unstable and buggy, and most importantly, rushed.
It's Devs rushed it because they wanted Windows 98 users to have new features while waiting for Windows XP, which released later on October 25, 2001, with XP receiving much praise.

It ended support on July 11, 2006.

at least be slightly grateful of it because it gave us Windows Movie Player, and it walked like great-grandma, but so Windows XP could run like the flash.
One day in 2003....
Loonixtard: grrrr fuck Windows Me
Timmy: what? I'm using Windows Me. ok you know what? I'll upgrade to Windows XP or Windows 2000 if I see one more person making fun of me using it-
Loonixtard: SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX

Joey: Who remembers Windows Me-
Windows XP user: who uses Windows Me anymore?
Joey: but its only 2007-
Windows XP user: I know, but most people use XP, ok?
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
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