willy wopper

Willy whopper is my dick with a purple condom on it

Wow fam you have a Willy wopper

by Spicey man June 2, 2017

side willy

Similar to cameltoe and mooseknuckle but instead of the bulge being in the front of the pelvis, the Willy is stuck to the thigh which gives off the impression of an enormous willy.

Marc: Yo how'd your date go last night bro!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!

by Side Willy June 9, 2017

ben willis

A fat person,Usually red head.Loves to joke around and troll people.Has an annoying laugh,and has a hard time getting girls.Athletic but at the same time can't seem to get skinny,Builds muscle under the fat making it look fatter or bulky.

Ben Willis looks like an over grown tomato but is a very good football player.

by That white kid October 4, 2016

half-willy

When you stare at something and your dick gets half hard.

Dude 1: Yo, that girl gave me a half-willy!
Dude 2: A what?!?
Dude 1: A half-willy dude! Look it up!

by Dick Hardsworth September 11, 2016

willie jones

When you have to shit and are unsure you can make it to the restroom.

Derives from the movie "Friday." When Craig's father "Willie Jones" has to shit so badly he is not sure if he will make it to the restroom.

I got to Willie Jones!

by ChrisJD85 August 27, 2016

farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018

willie williamson

A man usually just with a chide.he is unliked and no one speaks to him.

He gets beat up every day by a boy called rasheed.

Willie is a gimp

Willie Williamson went to the shops

by Louis is a gimp January 14, 2017