Someone who believes that women, blacks, muslims, and the LGBTQ community are oppressed and have less rights than white men. A social justice warrior is unfamiliar with the concept of linear time, unable to understand that everyone has had the same rights as white men for generations. A social justice warrior wishes they could have participated in prostests in a time when certain groups actually had less rights than others, so they make up non-existent problems to fight for so that they can feel as if they are doing good for the world.
liberal arts student: did you see those xenophobic police officers shoot and kill that man just because he was muslim?
me: actually, they shot him because he killed 9 people with a machete.
liberal arts student: NO THEY SHOT HIM BECAUSE THEY ARE RACIST WHITE COPS #$% *unintelligible*
me: *sighs* stop being such a social justice warrior.
me: actually, they shot him because he killed 9 people with a machete.
liberal arts student: NO THEY SHOT HIM BECAUSE THEY ARE RACIST WHITE COPS #$% *unintelligible*
me: *sighs* stop being such a social justice warrior.
by mrmandalay January 03, 2017
by squeezemasta June 18, 2011
alias for local Wellington, FL rapper/artist/love-maker A-Funk Hostile Unlimited 3000; one who performs the duty of love such as a warrior , when butt cheeks are placed before him.
by bttf April 10, 2008
The anonymous person from above's one inch dick. Yes, I said, but one inch.
Seriously, a purple headed warrior is an erect penis (purple from all the blood).
Seriously, a purple headed warrior is an erect penis (purple from all the blood).
by Just Plain...Awesome December 28, 2005
From the Flobots album "Survival Story", any person that battles for freedom peacefully by means of non-violent actions and open communication.
by freeworldmind August 12, 2010
the penis which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song Pet Names for a Penis by Tom Green and you'll understand.
woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...
by kkkkkara June 26, 2006
A sad person who gets a kick out goading an innocent person then calling this person a keyboard warrior! When in actual fact the person being goaded is just reacting to being called something derogatory and\or insulting!
Usually this is done through the text-based medium of the internet and usually under the cover of humour and usually split between threads or conversations to mask the accusation.
Usually this is done through the text-based medium of the internet and usually under the cover of humour and usually split between threads or conversations to mask the accusation.
Person1: Hey you're an ass lol!
Person2: What? Did you just call me an ass? What the well you're a bigger ass! Was that supposed to be funny?
Person1: Omg you're such a keyboard warrior!
Person 1 is a keyboard warrior creator.
Person2: What? Did you just call me an ass? What the well you're a bigger ass! Was that supposed to be funny?
Person1: Omg you're such a keyboard warrior!
Person 1 is a keyboard warrior creator.
by VicTimBla October 08, 2010