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Brown Upset

Occurs when you feel an intense urge to take a crap and as usual, you are very excited to squeeze out a few good steam logs. The excitement comes to a devastating end when you sit down and release one huge fart that echoes vigorously in the toilet. What you thought would be a satisfying solid turned out to be nothing but gas. The brown upset usually ends with one sitting on the toilet with their head in their hands, very upset.
I called out of work because I had a brown upset
by Robert Gildberg July 10, 2010
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Brown Screamer

The act of having such a painful dump that you scream in pain.
Those chicken wings last night gave me such bad brown screamers!!
by Akbar Shabazz February 20, 2007
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Midnight Brown

Haley excused herself from the 12:00 am showing of the movie to take a midnight brown.
by H. Windfield May 22, 2013
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Cherry Brown

Language of origin: French
Pronunciation: \(ˈcher-ē)(ˈbrau̇n) or CHAIR-ree-Brown
Alternate Pronunciation: \(ˈsher-ē)(ˈbrau̇n) or SHAIR-ee-Brown

1.) Achieving orgasm while passing a fecal loaf through the rectal cavity causing the anal sphincter to collapse severing the log proper.

-The term cherry is referencing the loss of one’s virginity by the breaking of the hymen because “It feels like the first time every time”

-If the execution of Cherry brown is complemented with genital stimulation the phrases, “milking the brown cow” or “ripping the the clit while clipping the shit” can be used in conjecture.
Vin-What type jam on your blumpkin pie?

Cherry-What are my choices?

Vin-Yesterday's Cherry Brown or blueberry.
by Beas' December 4, 2009
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brown star

Kyle forgot to wipe so his brown star bothered him (and everyone else around him) all day.
by Brownie the Clownie November 25, 2006
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brown water

Dude 1: Ayo son what that you drinking.

Dude 2:Mydude I'm drinking some brown water.
by Ty Loco April 8, 2008
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Juicy Brown

Juicy Brown is an alternative expression for the asshole, bung, shit chute, turd cutter, pipe cutter, dirt hole, mud pit, brown eye, cornhole, rectum, anus.

Juicy Brown can be used to:
1. Discreetly refer to the anus when the situation requires discretion.
2. Refer to an individual in a derogatory manner.
3. Describe the anal area in terms of one's thorough enjoyment of pleasuring this zone through acts such as analingus and anal sex.
Examples:

1. Excuse me Carl, I have a little emergency. I need to step out and check on Juicy Brown. I will be right back.

2. Frank stop being a dick. Sometimes you are a real Juicy Brown.

3. Tony: What's up Roger? How was your date last night with Tonya?

Roger: It was sweet Brohh!!! She is super wild!

Tony: What did ya do Braaahhh?

Roger: Went down and had me a little Juicy Brown!

Tony: Sounds yummy!
by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2014
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