timber wagon

Timber= poop so there for timber wagon is a poop wagon

At gym Kylie was being a big timber wagon

by Bobby senduel April 12, 2014

Badger Wagon

A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.

"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."

by Positive Control October 30, 2021

schmeat wagon

A cock so big that it can be used as a wagon.

"Damn, did you see the size of that guy's schmeat wagon!"

by GrranDadd May 4, 2021

Cunt-Wagon

The name given to someone being distasteful in public amongst friends.

John was being a dick to a copper after we left the club. The angry policeman put us all on the same cunt-wagon and we got nicked.

by The Sheikh May 5, 2013

Wagonator

A person who breaks apart someone else’s family and touches their kids whenever he wants.

That guy over there was such a Wagonator.

by CheesyPeens August 27, 2021

throat wagon

A very popular area to haul man gravy.

I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 21, 2019

rice-wagon

A sub-litre rustbucket of a vehicle with half of Halfords bolted to the top half, and half of Maplins illuminating the bottom half.

Your premium is likely to be significant if you're a new driver, especially if male and under the age of 30 and driving a rice-wagon.

by deuteronomy January 12, 2011