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Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike
Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.
by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022
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Vegan

A person with no name or identity. They announce themselves as their diet(although nobody cares), they are their diet, they live their diet, they breath their diet, their diet is all they are and nothing more. They hate anyone who doesn’t use their diet, and throw a fit any time they see normal things like people eating and minding their own business.
Person asks “what is your name?” Vegan responds “ I’m vegan” conversation ends.
by Petdragon May 12, 2022
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Vegan Batteries

A recycled battery that costs more than regular batteries because it's recycled
Craig: We were in The Range and I picked up these batteries and they were £7.50, recycled batteries.. Vegan batteries!!
by Coattail October 3, 2022
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That Vegan Teacher

An old lady who follows Veganism and will commit homocide to anyone who is not vegan.
If you are not vegan, you have three seconds to fly to mars or else you are dead
Oh no, it’s That Vegan Teacher! Everybody run for your lives!
by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023
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Eat A Vegan Day

Every other 19th of the month, you have the right to eat a vegan; They can’t defend themselves.
-GORGE! It’s eat a vegan day

-Fuck yeah!
by Fëlít June 26, 2022
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Sex Vegan

Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.

A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.
1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.

2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.
by kaesesocke June 2, 2019
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Accidentally Vegan

A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.

May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")
"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"
by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021
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