A platypus.
Platypus babies, also known as puggles, drink milk but since the mother has no nipples the milk is sweat out so the puggle will suckle on the fur like a little vampire beaver duck.
by HunterSMontana010921 March 27, 2025
Get the Vampire Beaver Duckmug. I was sitting at a strip club and this girl came and sat by me and I realized it was a friend from high school but something was different. She was vampired! sucken in jaws, thirsty eyes, and she looked lifeless.
by k bunny March 19, 2023
Get the Vampiredmug. I USED TO THINK I WAS SMART BUT YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NAIVE.
THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!
OH...
BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.
BLEEDING ME DRY,
LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..
THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!
OH...
BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.
BLEEDING ME DRY,
LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..
by Vampire Olivia Rodrigo August 20, 2024
Get the Vampire Olivia Rodrigomug. Person who sucks the fun out of a Smash Bros. Game by playing King K. Rool on a friendly online arena match among friends.
"Should I ask Daniel to join us tonight?"
"Nah man he'll just pick K.K.Rool and suck the fun out of Smash"
"Damn he sounds like a Fun Vampire"
"Indeed my man"
"Nah man he'll just pick K.K.Rool and suck the fun out of Smash"
"Damn he sounds like a Fun Vampire"
"Indeed my man"
by Dr_Sheriff February 6, 2019
Get the Fun Vampiremug. by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021
Get the Vampire diaries sexualmug. by riotgrrl1923 July 31, 2021
Get the Vampire Weekendmug. When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.
Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023
Get the Asian Vampire.mug.