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Vampire jerk

When the blokes all meet up and give and receive a firm gripped hand job in a circular formation and one of the blokes shoots blood and you proceed to pick up the blood.
Old Tod and Brad were at their local all male brothel and then fucking brad let off a vampire jerk.
by Osama .Bin. Laden. June 22, 2021
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,”, (Vampire Smiley Face)

,”, A vampire smiley face is made of one comma, one quotation mark, and one final comma. No spaces. ,”,
1. ,”, Happy Halloween!

2. ,”, (Vampire Smiley Face) is great!
by CastIronHex August 24, 2025
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Vampire Survivors

Literal dogshit. Does have among us tho. This skibidi toilet concept is just absurd! I mean, seriously, who needs a toilet that doubles as a bizarre piece of entertainment? It's a classic case of prioritizing frivolity over functionality. Sure, we all could use a laugh, but let's not forget the primary purpose of a toilet – it's not a playground or an art installation. Some might argue that it's a creative take on the mundane, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would genuinely want such a thing in their bathroom. Why complicate a simple, practical appliance with unnecessary gimmicks? There's a fine line between adding a touch of fun to everyday life and turning essential items into impractical novelties.
"I hate vampire Survivors, it GYAAAAAAAT!!!!!"
by gtyghghjj January 24, 2024
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fourth-dimensional vampire

A fourth-dimensional vampire is someone who lives in a different timeline and only seeks to further their agenda, often times only appearing to vibe check unsuspecting people engaged in a different activity.
Derek:"Dam I can't believe Steven just dropped by to laugh at me playing cards at the local casino."
Josh: "Doesn't that dude have gremlins now? I haven't seen him since we graduated highschool 10 years back."
Derek:" Yea he hasn't changed much, he really is a fourth-dimensional vampire."
by Capuchin for Hire June 20, 2021
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Asian Vampire.

When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.
Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023
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Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024
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Vampired

When you find a person that is begging to be made fun of while driving, you roll down your window, call them out based upon their general appearance, and when they look at you, you yell as loud as you can BLAUGHHHHHHHH like a vampire.
"Hey fat ass in the eagles jersey, BLAUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You've been vampired
by Timmy Doo Rags March 24, 2009
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